Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga

Doctor : Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai. 

Sardar : Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai. 

Doctor : dawai khali thi kya? 

Sardar : Nai doctor saheb. dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi. 

Doctor : Are Sardar ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya. 

Sardar : Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le lit hi. 

Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya? 

Sardar : Oho, nai doctor saheb dawai to lal thi. 

Doctor : Abe GADHE, Dawai ko piliya tha kya? 

Sardar : Nai. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha. 

Doctor( in frustration) : Abe teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nai? 

Sardar : Nai doctor saheb. 

Doctor : Kyon? 

Sardar : Kyonki dhakkan band tha. 

Doctor : Teri sale, to Khola kyon nai. 

Sardar : Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna. 

Doctor : Tera ilaz main nai kar sakta.! 

Sardar : Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga