Mausi Rishta leke aya hoon teri Basanti ke kiye : Version 2.0

Mausi Rishta leke aya hoon tere Basanti ke kiye

             Jay : Mausi, ladka Satyam mein kaam karta hai.. 
          Mausi : Hai ram..!!! Aur kahin try kar raha hai kya?? 
 
Jay : kahan mausi, 2 saal Satyam me rahne ke baad koi Company leti 
kahan 
                                 hai... 
          Mausi : Hi Raam to kya 2 saal se Satyam mein hi hai.. 
 
  Jay : haan socha tha 2 saal me salary hike hogi hi. Aajkal to salary 
                    bhi jyada NAHI mil rahi hai use.. 
               Mausi : To kya salary BHI KAM milti HAI..? 
 
       Jay : Ab appraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi.. 
      Mausi : Hai hai ...!! To kya appraisal bhi nahi hota uska..? 
   Jay : Senior se ladhai karne ke baad appraisal mein achhi rating to 
                      nahin milti hai na... Mausi.. 
               Mausi : To kya seniors se ladhta bhi hai..? 
 
 Jay : Ab 2 saal tak onsite Jane ko na mile to ho jaati hai kabhi kabhi 
                                 anban.. 
        Mausi : To kya AB tak ek baar bhi onsite nahi gaya ..??? 
 
Jay : Ab Outdated technology ke developer ki kismat mein to yehi likha 
hai 
                                 mausi.. 
  Mausi : kya kaha ladka Outdated technology mein kaam karata hai..!!! 
 
               Mausi : Kaunse college se padhai ki hai..? 
          Jay : Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar de denge!! 
              Jay : To main rishta pakka samjhuna mausi??? 
   Mausi : Beta, kan khol kar sun Le...Sagi mausi hoon basanti ki, koi 
  sauteli maa nahi....Bhale hi hamaari Basanti Call Center wale Chandu 
     se shaadi kar Le par Satyam ke employee se katai nahin karegi .

Waah..Waah....Waah Waah....

1)
 Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ...
 Waah! Waah!
 Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ...
 Waah! Waah!
 Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 km Prati Litre .. !!

 2)
 Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
 Waah! Waah!
 Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
 Waah! Waah!
 Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !!

 3)
 Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
 Waah! Waah!
 Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
 Waah! Waah!
 Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. !!
 

 4)
 Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ...
 Waah! Waah!
 Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ...
 Waah! Waah!
 Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!!

 5)
 Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
 Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
 "Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..

 7)
 Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
 Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ...

 Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
 Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ...
 Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: "Mere Paas Maa Hai ..."

 8)
 Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...
 Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...
 Jaise Chhote Se Darwaaze Mein Bhains Phass Gayii Hai .. !!

Old friend

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